
Monday evening. Tired. Tired of the must-do’s and must-be’s, tired of work, tired of me. Desultory thoughts, back and forth, formed no train in that ransacked brain. She was hours away, if I knew.
“Just one, then”. I cursed my inability to say no. The Green Goose was thrumming, humming like an alcoholic beehive: lanky geezers, serious boozers, student schmoozers. Beer-bellied BA hons propped up complaining pool-cues, lassies tried pints for a larf and splish-splashed them down their bras and over tables; ladettes showed ‘em how it’s done with a few swift raisings of the wrist – gulp gulp – only adding to that belly fat, such a disgrace in a pair of jeans two sizes too small. Tummy-blubber bulged over beltlines; bling bling bellybutton-rings and belly bracelets out-of-place on bellies like that, shitfaced and disgraceful fat ladettes. Here’s a quid: buy yourself some save-face decency. I caught my critical eye and forced it the fuck shut.
Jason, and drinks. A few we knew swept us up in their lager-lust and we danced a trail of pubs, bars, and the Club was in sight. Hazy Quid Mondays. Student Night. Always. Though not for me, not that year. One minute, one beer, and I was pressed up against the velvet wall by lips that looked like they belonged to a girl from class. Relinquishing my glass, I managed a glance in Jason’s direction: him and her friend were locking faces.
“Come back to our place?” They lured us back to their lair in the sharp October air with promiscuity and the promise of their housemate’s Absinthe we would pilfer. Absinthe… I wondered as I wandered in the fresh air, the booze draining from my head full of dreads and dreams and dreadful schemes.
Shots of Absinthe: disgusting. Disgusting taste, disgusting sticky-bench tasteless student kitchen, disgustingly tasty sticky situation; looking forward to it getting even stickier. Down came the owner of the precious green vomit. Explain away, girls. Blaring, raving, then appeased at 4am, returned to his cave. I didn’t care. I was young, felt sexy. I laughed, disgracefully shitfaced. Need a quid, Luke? I moved my eyes in the direction of the stairs. Angelina, angel of the moment, acquiesced and we slunk to her bedroom. Lavalamp. Ambient electro… no… that’s trip-hop… uh… Stop. A peculiarly pert pair of breasts stared at me.
“I need to tell you something,” she said. I lay back on the bed. “I’ve had implants”. And she was keen with a razor. Nothing normal about this Monday night. Not my normal natural girl, with naturals, and natural curls.
The next day I was the colour of the precious green and reeling, feeling about to vomit. I reached, half-blind, for my wallet. Where was it? Black leather held together with undergraduate dreams, weighed down at the seams with shrapnel and receipts from Tesco cash machines. It was empty. I was empty. All I needed was a quid.
I never went out on a Monday again.
NB. ‘Quid’ is British slang for Pound, as in GBP £ (currency); ‘shitfaced’ is very drunk; ‘Tescos’ are large supermarkets students often shop at. The story above is all true. I was twenty-three and in the third year of my first degree (see picture). This is my first attempt at prose-poetry proper.
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